Every important character to show up in the flagship story Ex Dynamis Chaos. Warning: these pages include information from both the novelized and comic versions. If you are only reading the comic, beware of spoilers.

The Metal – Leader of the “Professional Freelancers” and an all-around insane guy, The Metal has a rhythm all of his own. While everyone else is busy trying to play Game A, he’s the kind of guy caught up winning Game B. Despite his small size, he is definitely the big gun of the group.

Sentri Sable – The most sensible guy in the “Professional Freelancers.” Sentri is one of The Metal’s longest held friends his most trusted ally. He often tries to be the voice of reason in the room when on missions but knows it won’t amount to anything. He is often used as bait.

The Kidd – The Metal’s younger brother. He’s just about as odd as his older brother and doesn’t seem to care much about anything. He seems to hop along just to argue with The Metal as well as perform the tasks his brother can’t do because he left them hanging again. He really likes the color green.

Kavikaru Tamaduya – Longtime friend of most of the “Professional Freelancer”, Kavi can usually only be found only when you aren’t looking for him. He is often a test subject for various new inventions from Pitaya Labs, but instead of running through the experiments Kavi just uses them to do what he was going to do anyway.

Lord Pitaya – Owner and lead researcher of Pitaya Labs. He is a mutual friend of most of the Professional Freelancers and cause a lot of chaos of his own. When not fiddling around in the lab you may catch him entering tournaments of both the gaming and fighting variety.

 Purrcilla Nekomimi – Purrcy is a Nekomimi, or as you could guess without translation: a catgirl. She works for the black market company “Neko Meet-yo Needs Delivery Service” as the DFW representative and has also dated The Metal in the past. She’s still a bit hung up on him, but understandably because with her appearance it’s hard to find guys that see her as a girl first and aren’t into her because of the cat stuff.

Buck – One of The Metal’s closest friends and holder of the official position of “meat shield.” He’s been MIA for a while, but now that he’s back in town The Metal is up to his usual antics of dragging him around everywhere and forcing him to undertake dangerous jobs with him. Even when really doesn’t need the help, he just gets a kick out of Buck’s reactions to everything bad that happens.

Duggernaut – Another friend of The Metal and an affiliate of Pitaya Labs. He really doesn’t like working at the Lab because it is a lot of work, it’s hazardous to his health, and Pitaya has a tendency to frustrate him to no end. The only reason he stick around is because making new friends is a pain and he gets to keep a lot of the gadgets unsuitable for sale.

Laney Lin – Although she is currently the most renown pop idol in the world, Milana Collins used to be an apprentice to The Metal and worked with the Professional Freelancers. She was kicked out of the crew after she became dangerously obsessed with her mentor who would not return the feelings she developed. She hasn’t given up and gets highly destructive when in the vicinity of The Metal.

Mitsuo Samo – Often confusingly called Mr. Sumo instead of his dangerously close sounding real name, Samo does happen to be a sumo wrestler and more importantly a former world champion of the World Grand Tournament held by invitation only every year. He is also known around the world for his mad karaoke skills.

Regi – A strange young woman from out of town that dates The Metal from time to time. She’s kind of cool and likes to do much of the same stuff the guys do, but no one but The Metal really knows much about her. She uses the words flight, terminal, and service flippantly when hinting at her work, so maybe she’s a stewardess? Might explain why she’s always in and out of town.

Weird Al – A musician, comedian, and national treasure, Alfred Matthew Yankovic is best known for writing funny parodies of popular music since the 1970’s. Some times down the road he decided it would be fun to start his own conspiracy theory news show because people take that stuff far too seriously and it would be a fun hobby to lighten up and laugh about. He sometimes hires The Metal to bring him interesting stuff to use in his show.